six.

R: "i can put this whole glow bracelet in my mouth. watch!"
S: "uh.. well.."
R: "aaaah."
S: "that's what you get for doing that. well, now we know the limits of your gag reflex."
R: "why would that be useful in your everyday life?"
S: "well, maybe for some days.."
R: "you can't put your heart on a pillow"
S: "was that a ycpyhoap moment?"
R: "yes."

five.

S: "why does our tent seem so hospitable to bugs?"
R: "cos it's small, so they don't get lost."
S: "i'm a bug.. i totally have intelligent thought."

four.

R: "why would there be a pile of shaving cream under a window?"
S: "cos good luck was with us that morning."
R: "[while hitting sara on the forehead] could've had a V8!"

three.

S: "meow"
R: "c'mere kitty"
S: "you're confusing her"
R: " I'm confusing her???"

two.

R: "Why do we always talk about weird things in the shower?...wait, uhh, never mind, that sounds bad."
S: "Well, it's sort of true."

one.

R: "our baby fell out of the window, you thought that his head would be split. but good luck was with us that morning..."
S: "his head fell in a pile of shaving cream."
R: "it isn't his HEAD. it's just HE."
S: "but your head is a vital organ, with your heart!"
R: "not only his head fell in it, it was all of him."
S: "you can have your head isolated from your body. but you can't put your heart on a pillow."