sixteen.

S: Virginia's making pancakes right now.

R: Why is she making them right now? [3:00 pm]

S: Um...just because?

R: Just because she feels like it?

S: Yep.

R: That's weird. It's not even pancake season.

S: What? Pancake season?

R: Yeah...?

S: What on earth is that? When is that?

R: Way later, that's for sure.

S: So November 16 is not during pancake season?

R: Nope.

S: Why not? I love pancakes.

R: I don't like them that much.

S: Well, I think now is definitely pancake season. What gave you the authority over pancakes?

R: Because I'm...the pancake queen.

S: You don't even like them!

R: So? 

fifteen.

R: Can I ask you a kinda personal question?

S: Go for it... [expecting to divulge a deep secret]

R: Do you EVER go to the post office?

S: Haha, how is that a personal question? Anyways. We haven't been in a while...why?

R: Check it tomorrow.

S: Oh, did you send me something? :)

R: Nope.

S: I'm inclined to think you are lying.