twenty-two.

R: Sean commented on your Myspace and said "I love you, I wonder how long it will take before you see this."
S: Who said that?
R: Sean. Isn't that sickeningly sweet?
S: That's not sickening.
R: Yes it is!
S: That's not sick.. what's the opposite of sick.. That's.... Healthy!

4/19/11 10:54PM

twenty-one.

S: Right now I'm lacking motivation for pretty much everything.
R: right now im making pudding.
S: Right now i'm jealous.
R: right now i'm perfectly aware of your jealousy.
S: Haha. right now i'm out of witty things to say
R: right now i'm thinking about how witty that actually was [wasn't]

twenty.

R: Do you think it's weird that one of the first verbs I learned in spanish after ser/estar/hablar... Was caer?
S: To fall?
R: Yeah.
R: Have you met my knees?
S: Haha. Yes, indeed.
R: My entire spanish career has been plotting my abajo-caer.
S: Haha, well at least they're true stories. :)
R: Abajo-caer=downfall.

nineteen.

S: Thanks for your texts. :))
R: yeaauup. by the way, i think your smiley face has a double chin..
S: Haha. Poor smiley face.
R: it's okay to be obese!

eighteen.

R: Soooo.. now i dont have to type my password in to log on to my computer.. I have face recognition. It taps into my webcam, decides whether it's me sitting in front of the screen, and then logs on.

S: What?? Are you from the future? 

S: "The year 3000?"

R: Yeah, I am.

S: Live underwater?

R: Definitely.

S: Hmmm.

R: Your great great great granddaughter is okay.

S: Wow. I was waiting for that actually.

R: Suuure, you were.

seventeen.

sixteen.

S: Virginia's making pancakes right now.

R: Why is she making them right now? [3:00 pm]

S: Um...just because?

R: Just because she feels like it?

S: Yep.

R: That's weird. It's not even pancake season.

S: What? Pancake season?

R: Yeah...?

S: What on earth is that? When is that?

R: Way later, that's for sure.

S: So November 16 is not during pancake season?

R: Nope.

S: Why not? I love pancakes.

R: I don't like them that much.

S: Well, I think now is definitely pancake season. What gave you the authority over pancakes?

R: Because I'm...the pancake queen.

S: You don't even like them!

R: So? 

fifteen.

R: Can I ask you a kinda personal question?

S: Go for it... [expecting to divulge a deep secret]

R: Do you EVER go to the post office?

S: Haha, how is that a personal question? Anyways. We haven't been in a while...why?

R: Check it tomorrow.

S: Oh, did you send me something? :)

R: Nope.

S: I'm inclined to think you are lying.

fourteen.

R: Que significa "despegar"?

S: busca a un diccionario de espanol a ingles. :)

R: no tengo que buscar. yo tengo una zoe. (:

S: ah, entiendo. :) depegar significa separar o dividir.

R: si, yo conozco--se? no se como usar los dos en esta situacion.

S: haha, hmmm. necesitas mas ayuda?

R: maybe..

R: just kidding. that wasn't even for spanish class. i was listening to an erique iglesias song. (:

S: haha. how do you say "wow" sarcastically in spanish?

R: i don't even know how to say wow non-sarcastically in spanish.

thirteen.

S: Don't touch my moleskin.
R: Whatt?
S: Isn't that a good name for a blog?
R: Haha, yeah.
S: I just thought of that, so i had to tell you.

twelve.

(via text)

R: I'm drinking a white gummy bear.

S: Yum!

R: Gummeh.

S: Gummeh?

R: Gummeh behr.

S: English please?

R: White gummy bear.

S: Haha, I know. It's good to know you can spell, though.

R: Is it gummi or gummy?

S: I'm not sure. I'd probably go with "gummy."

R: Okayyy. Cos I have no idea honestly.

S: Look it up. I'm at target right now, I can't.

R: Hah, it's no big deal.

S: Big deal! Times infinity. Do you remember that?

R: Yessss, of course. And the fact that I touch every tree you touch.

S: I think it's subconscious. And I just like touching them.

R: Haha. Clap.

S: Oops.

eleven.

R: So how's hawaii?

S: It's great! We're going to the volcano today.

R: You know, that one volcano.

S: I don't know, the explosive one?

ten.

R: there's a lantern over there. i wonder if it's attached to somebody.
S: well i don't think it's attached. it probably just belongs to her...
R: you're dumb. of course it's attached.
S: i'm dumb.
R: yeah, you're dumb.
S: want some chapstick?
R: yep.
S: whyseepihope?
R: yep.

nine.

something about eating. i don't remember what.

S--when you see this, hit edit. and fill it in.

eight.

S: "Oh, nice pants."
R: "I just bought them today....they're boy pants!"
S: "I like them! I'm going to try them on!"
R: "Hmmm?"
S: "Over my pants!"
R: "Wow."
R: "Um."
S: "I know. The Super Girl t-shirt and hiking boots really accentuate it."

eight potential?

how did the conversation about wearing pants on pants go? can you recreate it? i'll send you the picture. [edit this and turn it into the conversation if possible]

seven.

R: "Spiders invaded my room while I was gone!"

S: "Okay, let's take care of it?"

R: "Yeah, we can get rid of them-"

S: "Sounds good..."

R: "-With a vacuum cleaner!"

S: "...Really?"

six.

R: "i can put this whole glow bracelet in my mouth. watch!"
S: "uh.. well.."
R: "aaaah."
S: "that's what you get for doing that. well, now we know the limits of your gag reflex."
R: "why would that be useful in your everyday life?"
S: "well, maybe for some days.."
R: "you can't put your heart on a pillow"
S: "was that a ycpyhoap moment?"
R: "yes."

five.

S: "why does our tent seem so hospitable to bugs?"
R: "cos it's small, so they don't get lost."
S: "i'm a bug.. i totally have intelligent thought."

four.

R: "why would there be a pile of shaving cream under a window?"
S: "cos good luck was with us that morning."
R: "[while hitting sara on the forehead] could've had a V8!"