nineteen.

S: Thanks for your texts. :))
R: yeaauup. by the way, i think your smiley face has a double chin..
S: Haha. Poor smiley face.
R: it's okay to be obese!

eighteen.

R: Soooo.. now i dont have to type my password in to log on to my computer.. I have face recognition. It taps into my webcam, decides whether it's me sitting in front of the screen, and then logs on.

S: What?? Are you from the future? 

S: "The year 3000?"

R: Yeah, I am.

S: Live underwater?

R: Definitely.

S: Hmmm.

R: Your great great great granddaughter is okay.

S: Wow. I was waiting for that actually.

R: Suuure, you were.

seventeen.

sixteen.

S: Virginia's making pancakes right now.

R: Why is she making them right now? [3:00 pm]

S: Um...just because?

R: Just because she feels like it?

S: Yep.

R: That's weird. It's not even pancake season.

S: What? Pancake season?

R: Yeah...?

S: What on earth is that? When is that?

R: Way later, that's for sure.

S: So November 16 is not during pancake season?

R: Nope.

S: Why not? I love pancakes.

R: I don't like them that much.

S: Well, I think now is definitely pancake season. What gave you the authority over pancakes?

R: Because I'm...the pancake queen.

S: You don't even like them!

R: So? 

fifteen.

R: Can I ask you a kinda personal question?

S: Go for it... [expecting to divulge a deep secret]

R: Do you EVER go to the post office?

S: Haha, how is that a personal question? Anyways. We haven't been in a while...why?

R: Check it tomorrow.

S: Oh, did you send me something? :)

R: Nope.

S: I'm inclined to think you are lying.

fourteen.

R: Que significa "despegar"?

S: busca a un diccionario de espanol a ingles. :)

R: no tengo que buscar. yo tengo una zoe. (:

S: ah, entiendo. :) depegar significa separar o dividir.

R: si, yo conozco--se? no se como usar los dos en esta situacion.

S: haha, hmmm. necesitas mas ayuda?

R: maybe..

R: just kidding. that wasn't even for spanish class. i was listening to an erique iglesias song. (:

S: haha. how do you say "wow" sarcastically in spanish?

R: i don't even know how to say wow non-sarcastically in spanish.

thirteen.

S: Don't touch my moleskin.
R: Whatt?
S: Isn't that a good name for a blog?
R: Haha, yeah.
S: I just thought of that, so i had to tell you.