twenty-one.

S: Right now I'm lacking motivation for pretty much everything.
R: right now im making pudding.
S: Right now i'm jealous.
R: right now i'm perfectly aware of your jealousy.
S: Haha. right now i'm out of witty things to say
R: right now i'm thinking about how witty that actually was [wasn't]

twenty.

R: Do you think it's weird that one of the first verbs I learned in spanish after ser/estar/hablar... Was caer?
S: To fall?
R: Yeah.
R: Have you met my knees?
S: Haha. Yes, indeed.
R: My entire spanish career has been plotting my abajo-caer.
S: Haha, well at least they're true stories. :)
R: Abajo-caer=downfall.

nineteen.

S: Thanks for your texts. :))
R: yeaauup. by the way, i think your smiley face has a double chin..
S: Haha. Poor smiley face.
R: it's okay to be obese!

eighteen.

R: Soooo.. now i dont have to type my password in to log on to my computer.. I have face recognition. It taps into my webcam, decides whether it's me sitting in front of the screen, and then logs on.

S: What?? Are you from the future? 

S: "The year 3000?"

R: Yeah, I am.

S: Live underwater?

R: Definitely.

S: Hmmm.

R: Your great great great granddaughter is okay.

S: Wow. I was waiting for that actually.

R: Suuure, you were.

seventeen.

sixteen.

S: Virginia's making pancakes right now.

R: Why is she making them right now? [3:00 pm]

S: Um...just because?

R: Just because she feels like it?

S: Yep.

R: That's weird. It's not even pancake season.

S: What? Pancake season?

R: Yeah...?

S: What on earth is that? When is that?

R: Way later, that's for sure.

S: So November 16 is not during pancake season?

R: Nope.

S: Why not? I love pancakes.

R: I don't like them that much.

S: Well, I think now is definitely pancake season. What gave you the authority over pancakes?

R: Because I'm...the pancake queen.

S: You don't even like them!

R: So? 

fifteen.

R: Can I ask you a kinda personal question?

S: Go for it... [expecting to divulge a deep secret]

R: Do you EVER go to the post office?

S: Haha, how is that a personal question? Anyways. We haven't been in a while...why?

R: Check it tomorrow.

S: Oh, did you send me something? :)

R: Nope.

S: I'm inclined to think you are lying.